
To put it all into context, that whole playthrough was just one of a near-infinite number of unique stories that can play out in any given time you pick up the pad with this game. Now alone, Claretta neither had neither the backup or the company to keep either her sanity or her flesh intact and so it wasn’t long until she was munched to pieces in an ill-fated raid on an nursing home and that was that.

Indeed, Mike found himself with an infected tooth which, when I decided to get Claretta to yank it out because we had no meds left, killed him outright owing to the fact that she had all the dentistry skills of a coked up cage fighter.

With fate being the sort of cruel mistress that we all know her to be of course, it didn’t take long before things got even worse. Death Road to Canada Review – A Ghoulish Road Trip You Won’t Want To Miss A few miles and one zombie infested sports shop later, my originally plucky duo had now grown lethargic and miserable the seemingly endless highway stretching out in front of them, it was obvious that neither Claretta nor Mike had particularly rosy aspirations for the future. The problem here though, was that Claretta accidentally ingested some of the fuel and became both sick and depressed – even though the net gain of additional gas was a much needed result. However, a little further into our journey and it turned out that we were going through gas much faster than I had anticipated, the end result being that we decided to siphon some fuel from an abandoned vehicle on the side of the road.
